Discounts Are For The Birds

Photo credit: “Lunch” by Chris Fleming.
Greetings Early Birds!
Were you dismayed to discover that the best worms were slurped up last month by the Super Early Birds? Caught you off guard, didn’t it? For all those years, Early Birds had it so easy, and now here come the Super Early Birds. Madness.
More to the point: are you aware that this is the final week of discounted prices for Flashforward2006 Austin?
That means if you don’t register by Friday, July 28 you will be subject to Standard Bird or possibly even At-the-Door Bird rates. (Have you seen an at-the-door bird recently? Such dull plumage.)
We know you. You’re not Standard. You’re Early. Now go get that worm!
